A Wizard Named R

I was swimming through the water minding my own business when this skinny plastic tube flew up my nose. “Look at that poor turtle” says Man #1 “let's go help him” says Man #2 “fine” says man #1 I didn’t know what they were doing, I was fine. The men chased after me but I was faster. I led them through the brush only to come across an ostrich. He introduced himself as Furry . Furry told me that the men chasing me were bad, so I swam faster. 2 hours later the men slowed down and gave up. The next day they came with backup, they spent 1 hour  climbing over rocks trying to catch me with no success, 15 minutes later they caught me and pulled me into their weird music playing vehicle . Man #1 yanked something out of my nose. Man #2 then cleaned my wound and realised me into the water.

It all started when I was walking home from school one evening, I had just realized that I left my homework at school when I got a text from this guy named Billy. It read, I am a murderer come find me. This left me in dismay, I didn’t know if he wanted me, or something else. I went to find him but my car broke down halfway and I had to get it towed. I paid for the towing and then I heard something. “Which way to the shops?”it panted. When I turned around, there was a dog looking right into my eyes. When I got to the murderers house there was no one home, I turned around and there were 3 police officers they handcuffed me and gave me a life sentence in jail.